SCP-426

I am a Euclid-classified SCP.

Description
I am a regular toaster, but when any human mentions me, they will unintentionally refer to me in the first person. No matter what, it is absolutely impossible to say or write my name, instead replacing certain nouns with I, me, and other first person words. Upon coming in contact with me, any human will try to become a toaster such as myself, gruesomely mutilating their body structure to match that of me and thinking that we're brothers. Mutilations include overfeeding themselves with bread, trying to eat electrical sockets and apparently trying to have sex with me.